When you hit the blunt before you go on the air…
I can’t believe mixed drinks cost more than desserts
free steak salad
i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it
these boots are made for walkin
The ol razzle dazzle
once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year
Dude, I don’t know if anybody told you, but we have this little thing called physics.
I had to reblog this again…
Did you know at the set of Capitan America 2. Chris Evans couldn’t tell apart Scarlett Johanson’s stunt doubles from her so he would start talking to them as in they were Scarlett and the stunt doubles played the game ” How long would it take Chris to figure out im not Scarlett” . Apparently the record was 10 minutes.
Don’t want nudes leaked? Don’t take nudes. Don’t want to be robbed? Stop owning things. Wanna avoid being killed? Buddy, quit living already!
hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required to carry it how fast do you think birth control would stop being an issue
BEST NIGHTBLOG POST EVER
"IT’S UNETHICAL TO FORCE PEOPLE TO CARRY A BABY!!!!" MEN SHOUT
"NO FUCKING SHIT!!!!" WOMEN REPLY
people like this give me so much hope
Why is everyone in love with Nash Grier who’s a homophobic, misogynistic douche bag when the really star of Vine should be Thomas Sanders?