imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told
IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. “Yes I sent that email.” “Yeah, I like your outfit.” “I was sick.” “My mom said no” “No I wasn’t crying.” “Yes I read the Terms of Service”
what about a book of all the lies people have told you
Oh how the tables have tabled
Tables have tabled
Brighten up your day with this cute kid trying to flirt.
My sincerest apologies to the random dude that I just French dipped in public and then proceeded to make a comic about.
holy crap this made its way back onto my dash why are there that many notes there should not be that many
the day u go out looking a mess is the day u see the hottest people by tia valentine
threw a boomerang like 6 years ago and it never came back so now I live in constant fear
"I remember when we were in the recovery room, and the nurse came in. Her name was Mabel…"