Monty Python and the Holy Grail Horse Action Figure.
*prints this tweet, rolls a cigarette with it, and puts it between my teeth without lighting it*
can you believe that there are people on this earth who have never seen this video before
oh no oh no oh no OH NO oh my god.
The 12th Doctor is revealed
It is a woman
it is Pepper Potts from Iron man
She would be a goddamn scary Doctor.
Get to know me meme — [2/5] favorite relationships: Mr. and Mrs. Smith"I can’t believe I brought my real parents to our wedding."
I JUST DROPPED MY STRAIGHTENER IN THE SINK HELP WHAT DO I DO
I PULLED IT OUT BUT NOW ITS MAKING DEMON NOISES
IM AFRAID TO UNPLUG IT WHAT IF IT SHOCKS ME
IM GONNA UNPLUG IT HERE GOES
I UNPLUGGED IT BUT ITS STILL MAKING DEMON SOUNDS
your url makes a disturbing amount of sense right now.
STOP REBLOGGING THIS I ALMOST DIED
Is your sink made out of leather?
What the books are actually like
I had my boyfriend who smokes use matches for a few days instead of a lighter and record the date and time and whatever he was thinking about while smoking.
It’s funny that he quit smoking a few weeks after this project.
how much do islands cost i want one
Less than a college education
what the frick
IT SHOCKS NO ONE THAT AN ISLAND COSTS LESS THAN A COLLEGE EDUCATION IN AMERICA
the traditional family easter egg hunt became a contact sport this year